Fictional Character
"Under St. Peter's"
Set in OTL
Type of Appearance: Direct
Nationality: Italy
Religion: Catholicism
Occupation: Deacon
Affiliations: Order of the Pipistrelle

Giuseppe was a deacon in St. Peter's Basilica. He was also a member of the Order of the Pipistrelle, a secret group with the Catholic Church which kept an even greater secret: that Jesus had been transformed into a vampire shortly after he was crucified, and had been imprisoned in St. Peter's. Giuseppe escorted the newly-ascended Pope Benedict XVI to Jesus, who then fed upon Benedict's blood, a tradition for Popes since St. Peter. Giuseppe took special precautions, including eating a substantial amount of garlic, to prevent Jesus from killing Benedict XVI.

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