Condom the Trojan

Condom the Trojan was a mighty barbarian warrior. He stood six feet and a span and would have been taller yet if the gods had favored him with a forehead. He was mightily thewed with bronzed skin and heavily scarred (many self-inflicted). These were visible as he preferred to dress in only a leather kilt.

On one occasion Condom took working passage on the galley Wasteful to Zamorazamaria. He was at the helm when the ship came into the harbor. He misjudged the waves spilling his wine and causing the ship to ram a merchantman docked at the quay. While Captain Mince settled matters with the other ship's merchants, Condom and the rest of the crew roared into the dives and bordellos of the harbor district.