Eurolwyn

Eurolwyn was a prostitute in Camelot. When President John F. Kennedy was transported into the past, he awoke in a bed with Eurolwyn. After Kennedy went through every language he knew, he was finally able to communicate with Eurolwyn in Latin. For her part, Eurolwyn was amused by Kennedy's confusion as he stumbled around in a panic trying to determine his surroundings. When Kennedy communicated that he was hungry, she took him into a pub, where he ate and drank. She also gave him directions to King Arthur's castle.

Kennedy was horrified by the squalid conditions Eurolwyn lived in. She was unkempt, had bed bug bites, didn't shave, and pulled something living out of her hair.