Three Men and...Stories

The "Three Men and...Stories" is an informal name for two short works by Harry Turtledove, each published in the anthology Some Time Later. Both stories are pastiches of Three Men and a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome.

In the first story, "Three Men and a Vampire", the three main characters from the Jerome work, J, Harris, and George meet Bram Stoker's Abraham Van Helsing by chance one night, and help him destroy a vampire in a graveyard.

In the second story, "Three Men and a Werewolf", the trio encounters a werewolf. The story makes a number of references to the song "Werewolves of London", recorded by American singer-songwriter Warren Zevon.