Freaky Willie's

Freaky Willie's was a diner in Eureka, Jefferson. Governor Bill Williamson and his publicist Barbara Rasmussen dined there in August 1979 while awaiting for the Heiwa Maru to put into port. Bill had three Ginormous Burgers, a large amount of fries, and two shakes.

The diner's sign proclaimed Biggest Shakes in Town, with an illustration that showed a sasquatch doing a swan dive into a strawberry milkshake. Bill knew he wouldn't want to do that, as the goo would be extremely difficult to get out of his pelt.