Waddo

Waddo was the firstman of the Unkerlanter village of Zossen. A fawning suck-up to any royal officials, Waddo bragged gleefully about the arrival of a crystal that would bring the village into the modern world and connect it with the outside. The peasant Garivald, who thought Zossen would be better off without anything to attract the notice of King Swemmel, inwardly groaned about the crystal's arrival, but said nothing. Garivald knew that Zossen was full of Waddo's "inspectors," just as all of Unkerlant was full of Swemmel's genuine inspectors.