Hunky Guy

One day in 2117, while Lt. Shapur Razmara and Sgt. Anastasios Kyriades were dealing with an unconscious Real user, an avatar appeared in front of them. He was a bare chested man, a hunky Guy if that was your thing.

Razmara automatically pulled his service revolver and pointed it at the Guy, but he just laughed, spread his arms wide and said "Go ahead man. Shoot me". Razmara replied "Bite me". The Guy laughed some more and then offered two squares of Real, one blue and the other yellow. He said "Wanna get ... Real"?

The two vehemently refused but the Guy just laughed, said "Shovelling shit against the tide" and vanished. Razmara would have been angrier if he didn't think the avatar wasn't wrong.