Erasmus Z Utnapishtim

Erasmus Z Utnapishtim (last name best sung to the tune of "On, Wisconsin") was a captain of the Space Patrol. He was the superior officer of Cadet Rufus Q Shupilluliumash, a fellow giant hamster. When four of the galaxy's great throne rooms were stolen, Utnapishtim assigned Shupilluliumash to the case.