Al (Hi, Colonic)

Al was from Arkansas. He and his friends, Willie and Little Joe, were in a duck blind when they were abducted by alien explorers. The aliens were looking for signs of intelligent life. After pulling down Willie's pants, the alien probed him, and discovered no intelligent life. The process was repeated on Al, with the same result. However, the alien did find intelligent life in Little Joe.

After making contact, the aliens returned the three men to the duck blind with their pants around their ankles. Willie vaguely announced "we are not alone." Al agreed with him. Little Joe announced that Willie and Al were alone, but that he was not.