Aliens (They'd Never)

Four aliens of unknown origin "invaded" the office of the tabloid, the Weekly Intelligencer. They appeared in a green glow after turning off the power in the building. Mort Pfeiffer, a writer at the Intelligencer, immediately thought of the aliens as John, Paul, George, and Ringo. While all four were there to survey humans, the one Pfeiffer dubbed George did the actual work.

The aliens deliberately chose the Weekly Intelligencer, knowing that no one would believe a trashy tabloid's claims about aliens.